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Bartimaeus Demotivational Poster


HEY...BARTIMAEUS! - Do you remember your trip to Japan? Nine months later...


TAGS: bartimaeus tribute
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

440wakeup - August 11, 2011, 7:10 am
Post this too Douche archive becuase she just had too lord this over me,
Cubbybear - June 2, 2010, 2:50 pm
It will be even awesomer in 10 years....
TokinFire - June 2, 2010, 6:54 am
Holy shit, that costume is awesome.
Bartimaeus - June 2, 2010, 12:44 am
Yeah, I'll just teach them to shoplift. lol Every hand is a mouth to be fed.
Cubbybear - June 2, 2010, 12:35 am
She's a 5Lion kid just like Papa...May I suggest a life of crime...It pays the bills
Bartimaeus - June 2, 2010, 12:05 am
And that's a Voltron, so she's like...five kids! God damn! How am I gonna provide for a litter of cyborgs?
Cubbybear - June 1, 2010, 11:56 pm
She looks like you
Bartimaeus - June 1, 2010, 11:43 pm
YIPES! 5/5
Cubbybear - June 1, 2010, 10:51 am
It makes sense now ...Thanks MotiFake
thatonechick - June 1, 2010, 10:46 am
YAY!


MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...


TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks ass!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm
"We'll put a boot up your ass! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing anal rape with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?


BARTIMAEUS - Chuck Norris was having sex in his car. The force went through his girlfriend and lodged in the car. And thus Bartimaeus was created


TAGS: chuck norris bartimaeus
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:39 pm
I still 5'd this.
GreyScorpion - May 31, 2010, 10:32 pm
Permature motifakation!! :(...I need a towel
GreyScorpion - May 31, 2010, 10:27 pm
5 o'clock somewhere,...midnight somewhere else :)
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:25 pm
Gray... with the current events all scrambled!
GreyScorpion - May 31, 2010, 10:24 pm
well I already went off in my hand earlier...didn't know the tribute/roasts were to be public...I'm so ashamed
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:23 pm
Many advantages, my friend... many. Great minds, pzy. So, I need to man-up and make another one. It's just a push in the right direction.
pzykosiz - May 31, 2010, 10:20 pm
sorry aggy. i guess living in Australia does have advantages
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:14 pm
Had it chambered for tomorrow. Crap.
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 10:11 pm
Comment jumped. You were going to make one like this, too? *sniff* I feel so...so...
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 10:10 pm
That origin story is fuckin' AWESOME. 5/5
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:09 pm
Crap. There goes my idea for a good motifake pic. Permature motifaculation, pzy!


BART - Or as the scientists know him, Bathynomus giganteus. Isn't he cute?


TAGS: bartimaeus is an isopod
Rating: 4.29/5

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corbett06 - August 20, 2010, 6:28 pm
that thing is ugly
Bartimaeus - June 1, 2010, 3:00 am
No, instead we shall convene under this testament to my greatness.
thatonechick - June 1, 2010, 2:37 am
Time to quit chatting on the huge poster, guys.
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 1:06 am
Seems to be an ongoing theme with this one. Not only on the comment page but the forum as well.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 9:58 pm
Look at how loud tripper can be on the internet. Seriously, your insights are quite riveting...perhaps, tripper, you should go share them with someone that gives a f U ck. And if you can't find such a person, well...you've made your bed.
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:56 am
Slipper Lobster! Mongo eat...
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 1:59 pm
Also, that hand behind me...Dear Penthouse Forum...
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 1:58 pm
On the weekends I stunt double for that crawfish-thing on the muppets. 5/5
Me_ - April 1, 2010, 1:52 pm
Crabs you caught from the 40 ft Woman


EXPLOSIVE NOSEBLEED - A common side-effect of browsing the comments section, especially when Narutarded's chatting with one of the girls.


TAGS: logicdude chompers and bartimaeus can all attest to this
Rating: 3.61/5

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Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 8:27 pm
This is so true. A fellow should always keep some tissues handy.
Narutarded - October 8, 2009, 10:12 pm
Hopefully not JUST the guys. ;)
amina - October 8, 2009, 11:13 am
Narutarded does seem to have that effect on guys.
motifake - October 8, 2009, 11:07 am

LOL!


BARTIMAEUS -


TAGS: bartimaeus transformer
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Bartimaeus - August 11, 2010, 10:36 pm
Lol! I can't believe I'm just now noticing this! So favorited!


WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE -


TAGS: bartimaeus love live wank roast
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Bartimaeus - June 1, 2010, 1:07 am
True story. 5L
pzykosiz - June 1, 2010, 1:04 am
Good one. 5l's


RESPONSIBILITY -


TAGS: bartimaeus tribute m o t h e r f u c k e r day
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

CANADA - January 31, 2010, 6:56 pm
With any luck it was a Gremlin X
Bartimaeus - January 29, 2010, 8:45 pm
This is so close to true, it's not even funny...it's hilarious. 5/5


CAREFUL BART - Do you know where that USB port has been?




GIANT ROBOTS -


TAGS: bartimaeus might enjoy this
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Bartimaeus - June 1, 2010, 2:46 pm
I certainly DO enjoy this. 5/5


X-RAY VISION -


TAGS: bartimaeus laments crappy super power
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 4:42 pm
Thanks, Sean. Them's the breaks, I guess.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 4:05 pm
This is clever. And under-rated.


MR. BARTIMAEUS -


TAGS: bartimaeus jesus
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 7:55 pm
I love the look on his face and the flailing of his arms, perfectly fitting. You're a true artist, Ron. Jesus Christ!


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